once on accident and never again

i dropped my shoe
ate it
licked the moon clean of all its drippings
washed my face with a bar of soap i found next to the computer in the lounge
traded your id to your stalker for a box of fortune cookies
painted a jungle on your ceiling so you would be more comfortable at night
wore a sombrero while bowling in the hallway
sang the teenage dirtbag song with a boy who was a teenager, and a dirtbag.
wrote to me that i was an angel, and that he wanted to be with me in every way possible.

(some of this is a lie)