all the girls are dressed like sailors

you are a sailor.
a drunken one.
i like sailor tattoos
and sometimes
i curse like a sailor.
or
smoke like a chimney!

i like pirates,
but i don't think sailors do
and ninjas also do not like pirates.

they have peg legs and eye patches
and say ARRRR MATEY
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
and things like that.
YO HO HO.